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Scoop exceptional! The Constitutional Court is Communist! New

Our blogAmico Stezano worthy of investigation in a report or PortaAPorta choice has made the scoop of the year!
We finally have conclusive evidence of Soviet-Communist infiltration in the Italian Constitutional Court. . . for those who continue to entertain doubts! For us, that we suspected was not big news, but we needed proof! Now thanks to
Stezano've got it ... here is the article borrowed and the offending photo!

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According to Eurostat data, we Italians are the second largest in terms of internal migration within the borders of the European community, and before us only the Romanians.
The government rejoices, we are finally at the top of a ranking! Not happened since we won the championship!
Maroni, however, is worried and confused, they do not know how to behave.
If the Italians are a nation of immigrants, we must adopt the right measures, because you know, those who leave their country, can only be one or at most strupratore a drug dealer.
The solution to our minister of the interior is divided into a few simple points:
- will be repatriated Italians who have emigrated, and then tried in Italy for their crimes
- will be set up rehabilitation centers for those who want to emigrate
- will be destroyed all
cardboard suitcases - at school will no longer be taught in English, to avoid that our kids can go far, will be taught instead of Bergamo, also in the South, so at least it will eliminate misunderstandings between North and Terroni.

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attacked Berlusconi: No more violence on the elderly!

Last night an old man was shot in the face, insulted and abused by a passerby.
are scenes that we do not want to see.
The reasons for the attacks are generally behavioral disorders of the elderly, excessive self-esteem, talk nonsense, megalomania, sexual obsessions and nervosisimo or incontinence that trigger violent reactions by the attackers.
But we must understand them, are elderly, not always able to understand and will. We must treat them well and keep at rest away from situations where they could do serious damage.
We suggest, therefore, the poor old man assaulted a luuuunga and relaxing holiday in tropical and remote areas with all the comforts possible and with the company of beautiful women.
After returning from holiday are advised to avoid any activity that could be harmful to themselves and others.

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Barack Obama and necessary war

President Barack Obama withdraws the Nobel prize for peace.
When asked what he had to do with peace sending 35,000 more troops in Afghanistan said, " Sometimes war is necessary for peace .
The phrase has become a catchphrase among politicians immediately and not just all over the globe.

The first to exploit it in his own way was the President that Berlusconi accused journalists from the usual Italian Stalinists, in the case of corruption Mills said candidly " Sometimes corruption is necessary for justice .

All the big multinationals Joined reacted to the accusations of being responsible for polluting the planet with the usual environmental doom in a curt statement: "Sometimes pollution it is necessary to save the environment .

Totò Riina accused of massacres in the 90s and dozens and dozens of murders from the pool of anti-mafia judges was justified: " Sometimes a gun is necessary for a better life .

Finally, in an interview on "Journal" the wicked witch suspected of having poisoned Snow White, angrily said: "Sometimes poisoned apple is necessary for good health."

Congratulations to Nobel Prize!

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Lately The average Italian wonders if it is really protected by the police, or if you have to watch your back even from the police, Carabinieri, Finance.
It beat the unarmed demonstrators, the elderly, women, prisoners, dogs, furniture, ufo, shoes, wives, and so on and so forth.
It has already started to notice in our cities, people change when they cross the public road forces, pulling in seedy alleys just to save themselves from clubs!
But an unexpected phenomenon is turning the psyche of our law enforcement:
an army of masochists in tight leather pants, often with a whip in hand, crowd the police stations, barracks, shouting: AMMANETTATEMI ARE BEEN BAD! Siiiii PIKKIAMI!

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cops arrived and the fashion for off the air! The Repentance of

After the fateful off the air of the President of the Chamber of Deputies, Fini, who in his own words "in confidence" friend magistrate (communist?) Has moved away from the big boss again and its PDL (Party Lecchini ), broke out of fashion off the air!

An easy way to say what one thinks of friends and enemies overcome insecurity and fear to say anything in the face, straight-talking.

If you have the politicians then it's all easier. During the conferences just do not turn off the microphone, talk quietly with your neighbor and list everything that there is good to everyone! The effect is immediate and directly proportional to the reputation of the characters.
If you have any people, however, things get complicated. Never go on the air, let off the air. However, the most widely used and effective method is lurking in front of the ministries or House. Sooner or later there will be a journalist to be broadcast on the news. Then you walk in a nearby indifferent and talk to freewheel on the person you want to hit.

Here are the first showing off the air since she left the fashion
Casini Pope Ratzinger: "Nein! I do not soppovto more! You tvoppo appiccicosen, sempve dietvo ripeteve me in as one who declares parrot! "

casino Rutelli:" It's really nice! My god! He looked at me Ah! How exciting! Now I approach ... no! How exciting! I would do it .. . . . . Ally! "

And finally ... in preview Brothers sneer announce the most sensational scoop !
analysis of several off the air it was discovered that the lawyer Ghedini is Muslim!
Here are his words carefully examined: "But v 'Allah Allah Allah, but v' Allah Allah Allah! "