illegal 
According to Eurostat data, we Italians are the second largest in terms of internal migration within the borders of the European community, and before us only the Romanians.
The government rejoices, we are finally at the top of a ranking! Not happened since we won the championship!
Maroni, however, is worried and confused, they do not know how to behave.
If the Italians are a nation of immigrants, we must adopt the right measures, because you know, those who leave their country, can only be one or at most strupratore a drug dealer.
The solution to our minister of the interior is divided into a few simple points:
- will be repatriated Italians who have emigrated, and then tried in Italy for their crimes
- will be set up rehabilitation centers for those who want to emigrate
- will be destroyed all
cardboard suitcases - at school will no longer be taught in English, to avoid that our kids can go far, will be taught instead of Bergamo, also in the South, so at least it will eliminate misunderstandings between North and Terroni.
